Why?

Why does a toddler put glue in his hair?

Why are two muffins in the pan always darker than the rest?

Why is universal public education a right, but universal public health insurance is socialism?

Why does mama always eat the burnt piece of bacon?

Why is the bed with the folded laundry on it more fun to bounce on than any other bed?

Why it is human nature to always look forward to what is coming next instead of enjoying what is happening right now?

Why is it okay for the state to mandate the Christian version of marriage being between a man and a woman, but allow still divorce, the antithesis of Christian marriage?

Why is there never a sharp pencil in the house?

Why can I never find a nail clippers even though we own three pair?

Why do I cut it so close to the freeze date every year before pulling out my tomatoes?

Why do tomatoes ripen so well in the house even when picked totally green?

Why does coffee smell nothing like it tastes?

Why am I sitting in the office on a lovely fall day?