Conversation with Simon last night:

Me: Time to be quiet and go to sleep, bop.

Simon: I quiet. I no talk. See, I quiet, mama. Lay in my bed; I quiet now mama. I no talk.

Me: Shhhh.

Simon: Mama, I wiwy* quiet, see? I no talk. Lay with me now, mama. I quiet!

Repeat three more times. I think he misunderstands the meaning of "quiet", eh?


* wiwy = really for those of you who do not speak Simonese.